
Let's analyze these photos, shall we?
Firstly, President Bush is dressed in a monogrammed windbreaker jacket over a traditional blue collared shirt. Kerry is dressed in his usual Nantucket garb: the 'casual' outfit that costs as much as any suit.
And now, the style of throw. The President is properly rotating his body, releasing the ball at the perfect angle to generate at least a half-decent spiral. His eyes are focused on the target, the only way to really aim a ball.
Kerry's eyes are closed, his wrist is limp, and if that ball is spiraling instead of flip-flopping (ironic, isn't it?), then Satan is probably cranking up the heat in Hell right now.
And lastly, the President is surrounded by beastly football players. Kerry is surrounded by his multi-million dollar front yard.
No man who's incapable of throwing a football deserves to be leader of the free world. Kerry's quite possibly the greatest poseur since, well, Michael Dukakis.

Feel free to E-mail me with your opinions on who knows what he's doing, and who's the poseur.