'Nuff said.

Plain and simple, this guy is so out of touch with reality that he makes Jacques Chirac seem stable. In his Nantucket khakis and matching collared shirt, Kerry's outfit probably costs more than the computer I'm typing on right now. And he claims to represent the common man? Please.

Let's take his wife, Teh-RAY-zah Heinz-Kerry, for example. The heiress to the Heinz ketchup fortune, Heinz-Kerry is so far to the left that she's in danger of falling off. Heinz Ketchup's CEO has even gone on record as distancing himself and the company from the political agenda of Heinz-Kerry, a multi-million dollar donor to George Soros' Tides Foundation.

And let's not mince words, by the way. George Soros is a socialist. A billionaire socialist. I guess he doesn't realize that in the next step from socialism, his money would be redistributed to the 'little people'. Either that, or he's so naive that he doesn't believe the rules apply to him.

I'm guessing the latter.

Anyways, Kerry had scheduled a rally in central Flori-duh the other day, presumably to say something to the effect of "PUNCH THE ^&*$ING BALLOTS RIGHT THIS TIME, PLEBEIANS!" to all twenty of his supporters. However, he found his plane 'diverted' to Boston, conveniently enough so that he could 'throw' the opening pitch of the Bosox/Yankees game. Here's what really happened:

1) Part-time Senator Kerry steps onto the mound. And then steps eight feet in front of the rubber, placing himself on the grass.

2) Kerry winds up..and lobs an Ephys pitch!

3) Said Ephys pitch bounces in front of the plate, barely making it to the catcher.


Ridiculous. How can someone who can't catch a football...

Or even throw a baseball 45 feet, expect to lead the free world?

Step aside, Jean-Francois Kerry. Ahh-nold's already labeled you quite appropriately, girly man.

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