FAQ

Updated as I receive dumber and dumber questions.

Last Updated: 7/9/04

Q: What the hell is this site about, anyway?
A: It's about whatever the hell I want it to be. I intend this site to be as simple as possible, yet at the same time provide some degree of entertainment to the viewers. This website is a way for me to vent about whatever I think is important. And, of course, if I think it's important, you should too.

Q: I've got this incredibly kick-ass idea for your website. How do I get in touch with you?
A: Of course, I'm always open to suggestion, but don't start crying if I don't write about every little thing you ask me to. Fact of the matter is, some things just don't interest me that much. E-mail (tim@kingofzing.com) is the best way to get in touch with me.

Q: I e-mailed you. Why haven't I received a response?
A: You probably included one or more of the following mistakes in your e-mail:

    lol (including lolol, or any other idiotic derivatives)
    lmao (or roflmao, for that matter, both are stupid)
    :::insert stupid, idiotic emote here:::
Any of these infractions will probably not result in you being totally ignored. It may, however, result in you being publicly ridiculed on this page. All e-mails sent to me are subject to this disclaimer.

Q: Why don't you write something about [insert incredibly witty subject matter here]?
A: Because either A) it's a stupid topic or B) I'm busy.

Q: What the hell? You thought [insert topic here] was [insert my cynical opinion here]?!
A: Yeah, I did. So?

Q: What's up with your site layout? Why so..simple?
A: There's a few reasons for this. First off, nobody really wants to spend hours navigating some page chock-full of frames, glitzy graphics that take years to load even with a broadband connection, and 5 million pointless bright colors. Second off, I refuse to use some stupid editor like Frontpage. All of my HTML is done in Notepad. Fear my raw talent.

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