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E-Mail Disclaimer

By sending me e-mail, you acknowledge that I, Tim Barnett, the administrator of this website, own all rights to the entirety of your message. This includes the contents of the message as well as any files (including images) attached with the message. Furthermore, you agree that I may publish your e-mail on this page, including your e-mail address, at my discretion. In addition, you agree that myself or any other member of this page may slander or libel you without penalty on this webpage, another webpage, at your home, place of employment, or anywhere in existence where a human has the ability to breathe.

I make this very clear: Well-written e-mail is highly encouraged, and will be treated with the utmost of respect. Hate mail and poorly-written e-mail, on the other hand, is nothing but a request for public character defamation. I determine what is or is not hate mail. If you send me hate mail or poorly-written e-mail of any kind, expect to be on the receiving end of public insults, mockery, belittling, and humiliation.

I also make this very clear: You may not sue me for any reason associated with the content of my webpage. This disclaimer is subject to change, and it is not my responsibility to keep up to date with the changes. It is your responsibility, and you are still subject to any changes made to this disclaimer.

If you can't live with this, then don't e-mail me.

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